" With round the clock access to food, b00ze, wacky tobaccy, and chewables, there's no reason you can't have fun.
...even if you're not having fun. "
Kenadian – Mayor
Janktown Friends
There exist other places to visit beyond Janktown, some better, some not so better.
We’re not here to judge, but, we do think you’ll enjoy these places because their Mayors are less douchy than ours.
…hopefully.
QUESTIONS?
If you’ve got deep pockets and an extremely poor memory, we want to talk to you.